The Father’s Book

The Father’s Book contains everything a modern dad needs in order to discharge his duties, and more. It includes: top 10 excuses for forgetting your child’s birthday; an easy-to-use prep sheet for the dreaded ‘facts of life’ talk; rules for dancing in front of your kids; and tips on steering your children into the right career. Sample hint: ‘Doctors save lives. And even when they don’t, they still get paid!’; post-natal abortion: your rights; grown-up kids’ Bill them for their upbringing; and a genuinely funny antidote to the usual tired Father’s Day gifts.