Trump CushionLaunch Party

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Donald Trump.

Created in collaboration with Mr Bingo and retailing at £5 a parp, the Trump Cushion is a premium prankster product for the discerning philanthropist.

All proceeds from the sale of the Trump Cushion go to causes that stand to be affected should Donald become the next leader of the free world.

Come and celebrate the inauguration of the Trump Cushion at KK Outlet on Monday 4th July. There will be Trump Cushions for sale, photography by Luke Stephenson, 3D illustration by Thomas Burden and Mr Bingo, in person, doing some signing. He might even do a rap.

Free booze, charitable lols and plenty of Trumps.